This is not my life.
Remember that one time some whore named ~+Honey+~ posted my phone number on her erotic services ad on Craigslist?
That was fun when all the perverts called me.
Upside, at least it was just a phone girl and not something worse. AND, I got these stellar voicemails:
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They sound like they're ordering pizza!
I KNOW.
Posted by: heather anne | August 26, 2008 4:00 AM
Wow! How many calls did you get? And, um, how did you get them to stop?
I get about.. one every two hours or so. Although I haven't gotten any since I blogged about it!
The first ad was posted Sunday night and was taken down around 2 Monday afternoon. Then it was reposted at 4. I'm still waiting for Craig to take action on that one.
Posted by: mysterygirl! | August 26, 2008 6:42 AM
And why did she have your number? Did she forget hers?
You should save those voicemails forever.
Don't know how my number got in there.. and YouTube lasts FOREVER!
Posted by: Ashley | August 26, 2008 12:12 PM
I cannot wait to go home and watch this.
After your "doctor's appointment"?
Posted by: Jennie | August 26, 2008 12:33 PM
Those are the most benign calls for an escort I have ever heard (and I've heard a lot as part of my profession). He doesn't even ask if you perform specific acts (i.e. "Do you do Russian style?") He is clearly an amateur John.
Well, based on the ad, I'm pretty sure this is the poor man's 1-900 deal. "Honey" only services a small area of her county... and I only got two calls on Tuesday. If you want Russian Style, I'm not your girl and they know it.
Posted by: reddirtgirl | August 27, 2008 10:37 AM