Guys, look!
It's Ashley IN MY LIVING ROOM. I lured her into my home yesterday as part of my master murder plan. (Don't tell her.)
She wrote on her blog last week that she was looking for interesting things to do in LA and I was like, "um, I LIVE IN LA." (Not that I'm an interesting thing to do, I mean I am, but that's not what I meant, but I'm an interesting thing to see.) She was all, "well we're just driving through" and I was like "what? That's dumb?" And then, through a series of coercive text messages, I convinced her to spend the night at my home. I am so the creepiest person ever.
My biggest concern was that her friend Emily (who is also in my living room) would prevent us from meeting because I am from the scary internet. Turns out Emily is less scared of the internet that anyone I know. She was involved in anime forums fifteen years ago. I think she once attended an anime wedding. (Emily, I'm not making fun of you, promise.)
They're about to leave so I'm giving them tips on which Starbucks to stop at (the ones with Sorbetto), and how to get to Arizona (you go that way, until you get there). Ashley is totally waiting for me to kill her, so I'll wrap this up. If you don't hear from her in a while, you'll know why.
Comments
I assume you have a secure place you'll be locking her up, soon?
::evil laugh::
Posted by: sandra | July 31, 2008 8:39 AM
Oooh, fun! Totally not creepy. Until the whole muuuuurder part, of course.
I'm an enigma.
Posted by: mysterygirl! | July 31, 2008 9:12 AM
is that picture flipped? i feel so confused.
or maybe i haven't been to your house in a million years and am remembering it wrong.
that was the most boring comment ever. sorry.
shot by photobooth. it mirrors everything.
Posted by: heather nicole | July 31, 2008 9:14 AM
hi ashley!
she would say hi back, but she's given up internet forever.
not really. she just abandoned us this week whilst on the road.
Posted by: kat | July 31, 2008 9:34 AM
This whole summer is pretty much a Tour de Bloggers for you, isn't it?
apparently so. i kind of like it. :)
Posted by: vahid | July 31, 2008 12:46 PM
Seriously, Abs, how many bloggers have you met this month?
about one million.
Posted by: Jennie! | July 31, 2008 1:17 PM
Wow! You're like the nicest scary blogger ever. ;-) That's super cool of you to welcome her and her friend into your home.
I just want people to like me.
Posted by: sizzle | July 31, 2008 3:44 PM
Hey.
I'm a blogger and I'm here tonight. In fact, I ate the rest of Ashley's macaroni and cheese. :)
Hey, uh, Ashley, you forgot your mac n cheese.
Posted by: sally | July 31, 2008 11:09 PM
So awesome. I feel like I've met you by association. Thanks for not killing her. Her cat I was taking care of is pretty much INSANE.
Posted by: Lindsay | August 1, 2008 7:10 AM
Haha, this entry is hilarious. But really I did not think you were a serial killer, despite my blatant text message asking you if you were a serial killer. And I'm upset about the macaroni and cheese, but at least you have something to remember me by.
Posted by: Ashley | August 1, 2008 3:58 PM