Abigail M. Schilling

I get about four million emails a week from all the sites that steal my money (Gap.com, I AM LOOKING AT YOU.) Now that is Consumerismas the Holidays, I get about twelve million. I already have all my shopping done (crazy, huh?) so I figured I might as well spread the good word. Take note:

Fossil
Free overnight shipping
Order by noon 12/21

Right here I was going to give you a picture of the most beautiful red wallet/clutch I'd ever seen. Sadly, Fossil seems to not have it for sale on their website despite the fact that every single email they've sent me features it. Damn you, Fossil, damn you!

J. Crew
20% off full-priced sweaters
(enter code sweater at checkout)

You too can look disaffected!

World Market
Free shipping on orders over $50 through 12/18
$25 gift card if you spend more than $150
and my favorite, holiday gift guide by price

(No photos or gift idea because their flash site is trying to screw me over.)

Gap
They have a price guide: Gifts under $25
and! Shipping is free for giftcard buys
Shipping is also free for GapCard Silver members (woot woot!)

(I couldn't not link to that page.)

Piperlime
Always free standard shipping
(but order by 12/18 to ensure Christmas delivery)
Will match prices found on other sites

Piperlime is also involved in a neato charity, Soles4Souls. You send your old shoes in and Piperlime matches $1 per shoe AND gives you $15 off coupon. More info here.

Hi, shoes

Borders
It's expensive all the time... but sometimes carries DVD titles you won't find elsewhere (except Amazon). Also, Borders doesn't really encourage online shopping. They don't even deserve to be on this list. But here is a coupon for 40% a DVD set for 12/18 and 12/19 in-store only.

That rounds up all the shopping emails I got today. Lucky for you, I'll spare you when I get the same set tomorrow.