Strange Things That Have Happened to Me Recently
I have enjoyed and devoured something called "Soy Crisps." Yes, I know, you might as well start calling me Vegan Girl.
I was carded at BROOKSTONE for a chair. As in, "you must be 18 to sit in these chairs." You know, the $4000 chairs that have more bling than Tenacious J.
Moments earlier, I had succeeded in carrying such an air of wealth that the Clinique lady at NORDSTROM'S spent 30 minutes recommending products (in addition to the standards I was already obviously familiar with), giving us free samples, inviting us to skin care parties (free!), and finally asking me if she could add me into her personal contacts book.
Bacardi 151
After writing on and on about how I don't read, I promptly joined a book club (pictures!) and read 300 pages over the weekend.
Paris Hilton's new song, "Stars are Blind." I like it.
I went TWO DAYS without Panera.
Comments
I used the bottle of Bacardi in the freezer to sooth my headache. I hate that word sooth. Sickening.
Anyway, I laid the flat surface on my temples and felt a little better.
Posted by: Amanda Mae | June 27, 2006 9:20 AM
I got muscle relaxants today - for my neck. Good goin' Sal.
Posted by: Sally McGrath | June 27, 2006 4:10 PM
i looked and looked for my missing bacardi razz last night and realized i left it in your freezer. but im glad it was enjoyed by somebody last night.
Posted by: heather nicole | June 27, 2006 4:42 PM
Soy crisps instead of Panera? When should I start worrying?
Posted by: Julie | June 27, 2006 5:42 PM
And when we call you "Vegan girl" should we emphasize the "Veeeeeeeeeegan"?
Posted by: Sally McGrath | June 28, 2006 7:35 AM
I totally want to read "The Devil Wears Prada" (almost bought it on Tuesday as airplane reading), so let your faithful readers know if it is really any good. I am going to see the movie, too. The ad/preview is being shown on TV about every 5 minutes, and when my hubby saw it, he said, "We're going to see that!" No, he's not gay, and he's all mine.
I'm starting a book club in Cow Town, but it's a CHRISTIAN book club, so I doubt the prim-and-proper cowgirls and boys will want to read TDWP.
Posted by: Deb | June 29, 2006 11:43 AM
I can't believe that Paris Hilton has a song, and that it's not as terrible as I thought it would be... very weird listening experience.
Posted by: Amanda W. | July 20, 2006 11:48 PM