Do you understand the meaning of the word foreboding?
It's raining today so when my phone rang the Top Gun theme I figured it was Heather calling to tell me how the student newspaper (where she is an editor) is finally coming in handy because it's the only thing keeping her dry. Instead, we had this conversation.
Heather: Guess what?!!?!?!!?!
Abigail: Did you just use multiple question marks and exclamation points? We can't be friends.
Heather: You're going to wanna be my friend when you hear my news.
Abigail: What?
Heather: I get to talk to Vin Diesel's agent. That's like the first step to sleeping with him.
Abigail: I thought you were going to say that's the first step to sleeping with Colin.
Heather: Well, duh, I have to sleep with Vin first and then I'll steal his bad boys address book.
Abigail: Alright, well I want Paul Walker's number.
Heather: Done.
Comments
Whores.
Posted by: SHEPHERD | April 4, 2006 12:24 PM
and you'll want to be this whore's friend when i get to talk to her agent ...
Posted by: heather nicole | April 4, 2006 12:40 PM
Yes, please.
Posted by: SHEPHERD | April 4, 2006 12:55 PM
"how the student newspaper (where she is an editor) is finally coming in handy because it's the only thing keeping her dry"
Why do you have to be such a hater? It's as if you never worked there and never cared...
Posted by: Emily | April 4, 2006 1:23 PM
OH, I would never say anything like that. It's Heather you're going to want to yell at.
Posted by: Abigail | April 4, 2006 1:27 PM
bitch, please. i never said anything about using the paper for an umbrella. everyone knows wet newsprint is bad news.
ha, get it, 'bad news'.
sometimes, when i make jokes like that, i secretly want somebody to shoot me so it will never happen again.
Posted by: Heather Nicole | April 4, 2006 3:02 PM
can you talk to evangeline lilly's agent for me?
Posted by: matt | April 4, 2006 9:41 PM
If you buy me a car.
Posted by: Heather Nicole | April 4, 2006 10:07 PM